I swear this is taking place to me once more. Just when I thought things were improving, here we are starting over. It's like a broken record. Honestly, I'm starting to feel like giving up.
- Perhaps it's time change my habits
- It must just be my imagination
- I need a vacation
This Is Insane What Just Happened!
I could not believe my eyes the other day at the grocery store/park/mall. A bird was dancing in the air. It was so funny/weird/amazing I almost dropped my groceries/laughed out loud/ran away.
People were screaming and it took a while/minutes/seconds before someone/security/the police came to check here take care of it/figure out what was going on/stop the chaos. It was truly incredible/outrageous/unbelievable!
Did You See That?!
Wowzers! This is totally crazy. Someone was walking down the street and randomly a herd of geese came out over a car. They were flying all over the place, and dogs were confused. It was absolute chaos! Seriously! I had to share this crazy story with you guys.
I Still Can't Believe My Eyes!
It all started with a random event. I was just eating/having/doing my lunch/dinner/usual routine when suddenly, it happened/things went haywire/the impossible occurred. My jaw dropped in uttershock.
I couldn't fathom what I was seeing/witnessing/observing. It was like something out of a movie. This can't be real, right? It has to be a cruel joke.
Maybe I need to check my eyes/take a nap/pinch myself?
Can You Believe This?!
My friends won't believe what just occurred. Oh my goodness, I think I'm going to faint! Everything was just beyond belief.
- I can't even
- No joke
- This is going to be a storythat everyone will hear about
See ya later! You won't believethe rest of the story!
I Just Can't Wrap My Head Around It
Seriously, what I'm hearing is just completely over my head. I struggle with getting a handle on it, but it's like speaking aforeign language. {Maybe I'm just missing something obvious|It could be that I'm not thinking about this the right way.
- Should I re-read what I've been told?